You Might Be A Redneck If....

...you have an armadillo trying

to make his permanent residence

under your front porch.

You just never know what you will experience here in the Big Woods.

My husband came in today and told me the dogs had a present for me.  I jumped about 2 feet in the air when I saw the armadillo there.

He (notice how I just assume it was a "he")

 had turned over my flower pot, uncovered our dish cord, and turned over a small chair.  And he was working very hard to build a tunnel under the porch.

It still seems so strange to see an armadillo in Tennessee.  They were just introduced to our area a few years ago.