You Might Be A Redneck If....

by - January 04, 2011

...you have an armadillo trying
to make his permanent residence
under your front porch.
You just never know what you will experience here in the Big Woods.
My husband came in today and told me the dogs had a present for me.  I jumped about 2 feet in the air when I saw the armadillo there.
He (notice how I just assume it was a "he")
 had turned over my flower pot, uncovered our dish cord, and turned over a small chair.  And he was working very hard to build a tunnel under the porch.
It still seems so strange to see an armadillo in Tennessee.  They were just introduced to our area a few years ago.

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